Once in the city you head directly to the boiling vats of blood. There you meet alexanderball the great sat in the boiling blood.
'what are you doing alexanderball the great?'
'sat in the boiling blood'

'it's good for my pores'
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I too wish to open my pores so that my oils are released, but I must pass you up this time my friend.
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Your sanguine bath ends now alexanderball! *draws sword and walks back to poland ball land*